This story dates WAY back to when “Ellen” came out of the closet on her sitcom. Everyone else in the bar was watching it on TV and lovin’ every minute.... but not Butchy. As you can see, she has a BIG crush on k.d. Lang.... and is completely oblivious to the gals trying to see her home safely--except as an audience for her rants. (Don’t worry, she DOES have her ‘softer side’ too--especially with her kitties!) Yep, she’s got a “chest” on her--that’s what going without a bra will do to you, just like Mom said.